On Pomposity (2010)

There once was a youth known as Slick,
A pompous and genuine prick;
With ambition the size of a planet
And an ego to easily span it,
The world would be his in a trick!

Although Slick was the head of his class
And his grin was like well-polished brass,
His friends would complain
He was galactically vain,
And they secretly thought him an ass.