Monarchy:
Divine is the right of king and queen
To tax me for their drink and bread,
So they can fatten up themselves,
To better shit upon my head.
Aristocracy:
If you are born to the proper blood,
Then you can shit on me,
And I will kneel to you and plead
That you might piss as graciously.
Oligarchy:
The few combine and cartelize
The liberty to shit,
Then shit upon the rest of us
And make us pay for it.
Democracy:
I get the right to shit on you,
And you the right to shit on me,
As long as we can both consent
To shit with full equality.
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